As per my delaration last week I am answering requests Today. The question for today, which is a little off of my pont, is... "If Sloane, the kid, was a political figure, dead or alive, who would she be?"
My answer comes in four people, first, three people who together equal one Slone. Followed by, one figure who at least comes close.
The three political figures are Howard Dean, Mitt Romney, and Pat Buchanan. Howard Dean meant well, he was a great candidate from a great state. The only problem was an apparent and quite public overenthusiam, YYEEEEHHAAHH!!!!!!!! The Kid shares his misappropriated passion and good intent. When she is excited and loving from time to time, she gets grabby and slappy. Sometimes, she may trip or fall when exuding positivity. All of the abuse, screaming, and falling is akin to the bold battle cry of dean.
The Stormin' Mormom Mittens was a rampant flip-flopper, of epic proportions. From public healthcare, to abortions, race, and name Mitt Rimney loved to change his previous statements. The Kids abides (pardon the Lebowski reference)... by all of his, choice realignments. When we leave the house she wants to go for a walk, not ten seconds later the grocery store, fast forward again and it's the playground. By all that is holy, pick a position will you! We need to acknowledge the tireless example of the Mitteor and how he really was the model for The Kid's flip-floppery.
Finally Pat Buchanan, why you might ask? He was crazy, certifiable, looney, whackadoo, and nuts. The is really it. He wanted to secede from the union and put a wall around the United State. The Chinese did that already, how did that work? She is crazy Buchanan is crazy, end of story!
The all encompassing figure is not technically a political figure, he is a sports figure however. Allen Iverson seemed to mean well but he just couldn't show it. He ranted about practice. He managed to loose all of his money. Allen Iverson was bad at living logically as does The Kid. Throughout the day The Kid makes decisions without thinking them through, jumping off of chairs, biting dad, throwing fod, and avoiding naps. No one understands their poor decisions but they are the way they are.
Have a splendiferous day and smile, things could be worse,
AJ
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